Hello from Singapore. Look at this. Yes sir and/or ma’am – there is indeed graffiti up on the walls in S’pore, just so you don’t think the city-state is too perfect.
I am writing about the First World vacation that I took a couple of weeks back now – back to Singapore where I spent an academic year (1999-2000) studying and getting myself into trouble. I didn’t take nearly enough photos because the power supply for my camera and I did not succeed in rendezvousing here in Jakarta in time, but a certain aunt and uncle of mine are thanked for making it get here despite the vagaries of the Indonesian postal system.
Yes, back to Singapore touching down by plane at 12:30 AM, much like my first arrival almost six years ago when I startled my poor roommate in the middle of the night by moving into his room. But this time, it was dear old Jonathan Yuen, one of my Singaporean debating buddies, who instead was prevented from getting a good night of sleep by my late arrival.
But first, what has changed about Singapore?
Well, you can buy chewing gum now – the Office of the US Trade Representative saw to that. My talkative taxi driver by means of his chatting with me on the way into town suggested to me that the cabbies are getting angrier and less content with “The Way Things Always Will Be.” He also saw fit to emphasize to me that the famed “Four Floors of Whores” spot on Orchard Road has become quite the hangout. You know, just in case I needed the information. And on Clark Quay and Boat Quay where people of my skin tone are bound to be paying too much for an honest drink at any hour of the day, they are building building building (and I did spend probably 3 of 5 nights in that neighborhood). Oh yeah, and former "Senior Minister" Lee Kuan Yew is now the “Minister Mentor,” and allows himself to be called this with a straight face.
And what has not changed seems to be given the option, just about anyone who can leave Singapore probably will.
Jon Yuen is in business for himself now. His godmother/biz partner and he and his girlfriend are all sharing a gorgeous apartment – which I was supposed to stay at until scheduled power outages reared their ugly heads. Jon left for the US the next night, where he still is staying, so I was fortunate to catch up with from 1:15 – 3:30 AM and a couple of hours in the next morning.
The next day, straight to the Indonesian embassy to get another visa – whoops, didn’t know my visa was not multiple entry – that’ll be S$70, please (jangan lupa! You can’t wear shorts into the embassy’s visa office – they won’t let you in, and you’ll have to hope someone else is nice enough to collect your passport for you).
Speaking of visas, I met up for coffee with Sidney Jones. Yes, that Sidney Jones. It’s good to know that people in the world who are doing such important work are so accessible and kind – it makes you think you don’t have to be a ruthless asshole to get results. The first quote of the day, describing an audience with aforementioned Minister Mentor, and he asks her “but didn’t you compromise Indonesia’s intelligence service?” (To which I responded “I think your answer should have been ‘Well, haven’t you?’”)
Thursday evening I meet up with the great and kindly Harveen Narulla Singh. He takes me to see Batman Begins, for free, with complimentary popcorn and soda, all on his law firm’s tab. You’re a great date Harveen. Harveen will be my ever-tolerant host for the next few days, as he juggles his sweet baby girl, soon-to-be-returning-from-vacation wife, and a big deal injunction that needs to be filed in court on Monday morning. Harveen gets the second quote of the day: “Hey, look, you can ask the maid to do your laundry or make you breakfast. I was going to say pretend like this is your house, but you probably wouldn’t have a maid in your house. So just pretend like this is my house.”
Friday morning. Um, it takes a lot longer to get to the National University of Singapore campus from the eastern end of the island than I thought. Whoops – 20 minutes late for my meeting with Dr. Leo, by far the kindest of professors I’ve ever had who gave me all kinds of great advice five years ago (and fresh fruit) that still guides me forward. That was the first lunch, the second with Mike Montesano. We had a funny conversation about why Singapore’s national politics is or is not just like city politics in Chicago. Lee family. Da-ley family. Mike is not convinced. Sometimes, Michael is.
Friday night, and it is time to catch up with Abhishek Jaiswal, one of my greatest friends made back in that great year. The nightclub we end up at plays bad hip-hop, and the people on the dancefloor all look like they are 17-year old expat children. There are girls who dance Club MTV-style on platforms (wubba wubba wubba!), then get down and try to sell you a bottle of Hennessy for way more money than it’s worth anywhere in the world. The drinks here are more expensive than most places in New York. None of this motivates us to do the hokey pokey or the chicken dance. Fortunately, Siddartha Karri Rao shows and we tie the evening up. And Abhishek declares “When you are waiting for things to move to the next level, just remember: there is no next level.” Abhishek will hopefully be in Boston or Philadelphia next fall, and maybe we will finally move in for that road trip through northern India we have always been talking about.
Oh, but the night isn’t totally over. I get the taxi back to Harveen’s – wifey is back from vacation…and they are locked out of the house. Whoops. I find them nodding off on their front stoop, and they have been trying trying trying to wake up the maid, but she’s got her bedroom door closed and she is out like a light. They have been throwing shoes at her door through their security gate and missing…and I manage to save the day, er, the night.
Saturday is great – I finally take some photos – hanging out all day with Amy Lim and her now husband Vernon. This is a picture I took of Amy with her uncle. Okay, that’s not her uncle, it’s a really silly way too life-like statue of Admiral Zheng He, the Chinese naval whiz who explored all kinds of parts of the globe back in the 1400s. Here is Vernon with his uncle. No, sorry man, that’s just Vernon with a giraffe, which Zheng He supposedly brought back to China from Africa (what do you do with a giraffe that dies on your boat?). Here is a photo of me standing in front of something or other about eunuchs. A eunuch is not my uncle (even you, Carl). This display is all about this controversial claim by Gavin Menzies that China got to the American continent way before Christopher Columbus did it. And so his book is for sale when you get to the last room in the exhibit. And this leads Amy to simply declare in what is definitely the quote of the day “This is the cheese at the end of the maze.”
Yo, congratulations to you two on getting married. That is a helluva thing.
Saturday night it is a bit of a reunion of former residents of King Edward VII Hall. Here are four of us – me with Sean, Rebecca, Alex. Reshma showed up later, and for some reason in all the pictures she is in from Sean’s camera, I look completely psychotic…so, I ain’t gonna give you the link for those. Alex’s eyes are closed – he was one of my travel companions on my first trip to Indonesia way back when. And he reminded me of some misbehavior with a durian-flavored donut early one Jakarta morning after we had slept in the park. Anyway, they all seem to be doing really great, and this was great to see.
I followed on much later into this evening with super-firecracker Maureen, who wouldn’t talk to me for about two years when she was working for the foreign ministry, deeming me to be too much of a trouble-maker and therefore a danger to her career, especially after I sent her a banned book for her birthday shortly after leaving Singapore (which she totally loved at the time). We wandered the darkened, quickly quieting streets until it was way too late, talking and catching up, ranging way farther on foot than either of us had the energy to accomplish. She is one of the unique mischief-makers that you find when you look carefully in a place that everyone expects to be completely predictable, and thank goodness for that.
Fortunately Harveen was not locked out this time, although he did beat me home by about 10 minutes when I got in at 3:30 AM. They know how to kill those young legal associates, don’t they?
Sunday afternoon, it was time to catch up with Ben Wong, who administered what is now the second hardest exam I have ever taken, on Confucian political thought (Peter Danchin gets the privilege of the hardest these days). Ben isn’t teaching Confucius anymore, but we had a fun coffee break with a friend of his from a Singaporean intelligence service that will not be named, lest I compromise Singapore’s intelligence system. After that, more coffee with Ngoei Wen-qing, All-Asians debating champion from back in my day, and also just recently married. Dang, why everybody gotta be growing up so quick? Wen-qing is now the winningest junior college debating coach in Singapore, and I promised to come through and learn his students about international hokum at a date to be named later. We hop on subway trains that are filled beyond capacity because “The Great Singapore Sale” is going down on Orchard Road, and there is some major blood in the shark tank.
Sunday night, it was father’s day dinner at Harveen’s in-laws’ place, and it was a grand time - you go to Indian people’s house, and you know they gonna serve up some Indian food like you don’t get when you go out. Maureen dropped by Harveen’s place afterwards with a bottle of cachaça, and I stirred up some half-assed caipirinhas for the household’s enjoyment.
Monday morning…dang, is it really almost over? Cannot spend as much quality time with all the people you want to see, lah! A quick buzz by Little India to pick up oleh-oleh for friends and co-workers back in Jakarta. And then for lunch with Harveen and Karen Teo who is also going into biz for herself. When I grouse about how they keep picking up the checks, Karen reminds me “don’t worry – you can pay us back when we come to New York!”
Before long, it is time to rampage toward the airport. Time to go back to snarled-up traffic, bathing in cold water, and rats appearing in the kitchen because my landlady thinks it is okay to leave out food underneath a basket on the table (and dismisses my worries with “ada banyak tikus di Setiabudi!”). Time to stop speaking Singlish (“No, lah!” “Roti prata good here, what?”), and re-setting your expectations for the developing world.
But the last text message from Harveen says it all – “you’ll always be one of us.” It is remarkable and wonderful that five years pass and the people that made your stay so enjoyable in a place that turns off so many can do it again for you in five days. Thank you to my Singaporean peoples – you remind me why it is all worthwhile.